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Saturday, November 13, 2004

Award

ok I'm gonna give out an award. Actually 2.
First one:

ok well A lot of people don't read these things well, I want you to. To me this is lke a journal but I want you guys to agree or disagree what I say. Now if you read my blogs and give me a summary..I'll give you an award. It's a banner of course and I hope you think it's funny ^_^. I'm not holding it yet, but I don't want you to summarize ALL of them. Well, hmm...lets say atleast 5-10. 5 is not alot, unless you are really slow. Now you don't have to enter, but I want to know atleast someone is reading.

Second One:

ok this contest will be given out on Chirstmas vacation. there will be 5 awards given out to the 5 best blogs or websites doesn't matter I like the most! Now these are the kinds I like..it doesn't mean you have to have them.

Humor~I love funny sites. This is one of those things not everybody has, but its ok.
GOOD Layout!~ Layout must be of my appovial. It doesn't mean that I want it all gaudy. I like nice plain ones.
Pictures/Galleries/Screenshots~ I like to look at pics and send them to Tsukasa or Reki. Esspecially funny looking ones.
Quizzes~ I dunno if everyone has these but I love taking quizzes
Other nice things~ This is mostly Media or stuff fopr the vistor. Keep me occupied!

I have a sucky site but I wanna see yours. Ok and now I'm gonna let God and them talk.

GOD:WHY?
Elk: Why are you so grumpy!
Satan: He lost poker against me
Elk: -_-
Noah Kaiba: I have news.
Elk: Good let us hear.
Noah Kaiba: not good at all...in fact Mg, I have a message. KAIBA IS GOING TO GET YOU!! *crys*
Elk:...Oh..dear..
Yami Bakura: YOU?!! YOU'RE MY SISTER!?!
Elk: No! it was a stupid quiz!!
Yami Bakura: Oh ok..*touches Elk*
Elk: Stop it! Mg, They are going wacko heed my warning and get ready to hurt them back. I dunno whats wrong with them! Are they drunk!?!
Joey Wheeler: I dunno. But Lets do Sims Talk by me! Joey!

Sims Talk:
Oh yeah! This is da one and only, Joey Wheeler to talk to you about what Elk does on Sims Bustin Out on PlayStation 2. Last week we uncovered that Gohan and Goten are spreading rumors about Goku *gasp*! More stories were told how Subaru, Mia, and even the poor Sliver Knight burned in a fire. They say the causes were...who! Elk!? Joey, me and Tristan were having a splendid time talk behind Bakura's back about him. But apparently he got his Yami (which falls off on rock climbing) to gossip with him and talkin bout me! Tristan was fun, we did the moon walk and all, but so did Yami and Bakura! Tristan was talking about Maid and i got mad. Beur's house was pretty normal. Parties here and there, Beur and 0rcca acting stupid, and Tsukasa cleaning the house. Elk, obiously, was making friend with Bakura and his Yami. Well at first her and Yami didn't get that well. She used the "Sign Language" which was the middle finger. Yami was enraged and cursed at her and everything. Ok, now thats where we left off. Today, we are going to get into my house (me, Tristan, and Bakura) Elk's, which is herself, and Yugi which he wants to move in with me. Elk come down here
*people claps* JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!
Elk: Hello Hello *smiles*
Joey: So? how can you beat the game?
Elk: Well I noticed you have to get married.. *Audience: oooo!!* and have kids *Audience:ahhahaha!*
err..
Joey: Of course I understand..but who is your husband?
Elk: Shut up!
Joey: ok lets get out your first boyfriend that you were gonna get married to but hated him after, Yugi!
*Audience claps*
Elk: Err..Yugi why the (bleep) did you leave me (bleep)!
Yugi: I heard that you and Tsukasa did it so you can kill me (bleep)!
Joey: 0_0 so Yugi do you still love Elk
Yugi: never did!
Elk: *gasp*
Yugi: I love Tea now! I (bleep)ed her this morning on the love bed!
Elk:Eww..
Joey: After that, what happened Elk...did you get another boyfriend?
Elk: I uhh..umm..no!
Joey: Oh yes you did and you got married and had a kid!
Elk: No!
Joey: Even though its just Sims..you got married on the game!
Elk: It was a dare I tell you!
Joey: Come out..Bakura!!
Bakura: 0//0 oh hello
Elk: -_- Bakura gets it...who else am I to marry huh!? do you Joey
Joey: Sure but not you! heh heh
Elk: Son of a (bleep) you're gonan a get it you (bleep) (bleep) retard!
Bakura: Oh dear!
Joey: Ah. *backs away from Elk* hey...wheres your kid..HAHAHAHAHA!
Elk: Shut up1 I needed a kid to win and to play chess with
Bakura: Why don't you play chess with me
Audience Noah: or me?
Audience Kaiba: Or me? I love chess!
Elk: Bacause its fun beating a kid! and Joey that was hard work you know!
Joey: Hard work!?
Elk: -///- er... yeah. 5 times in the bed 9 times in the-
Bakura: Elk please!
Elk: oh ok..
Joey: ooo theres some freaky stuff goin in your house
Elk: I'm a mad scientist thank you!
Yugi: Bakura thanks for stealin my girl you (bleep) *attacks Bakura*
Elk: for goodness sakes yugi this is a game!
Izishu: *gets naked*
Audience: JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY!
Body Guards: *takes yugi and Bakura away*
Joey: Wow that took up a lot of time...we have to go.. we'll be continuing the next things soon! See ya next time *yells at Elk*
Audience:JOEY JOEY JOEY

Comerical Dude: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ABOUT SIMS AND HOW YOUR LIFE IS GOING WITH IT OR YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE EMAIL JOEY AT: Soulstealerx12@aol.com.

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Friday, November 12, 2004

Oh Dear!

Err...my stupid friend. I always talk about her. I'm so mean! Oh well. She doesn't like me cause I was talking about Moses, Jesus, Judah Maccabees, Jonah, and Noah. I said they are cool! Which they are, unless you don't believe in God or something like that. My mom thinks I'm weird because I don't talk about boys and how cute they are. I'm a very childish person and I like to play games and stuff. I will like boys...but right now, why should I think about it. I'm only 14....Its not like I want a boyfriend. Geez! Anyways, I was happy cause we are learning the Ten Commandments. I like most but the third and fourth...I just think they are boring. I love the first cause it reminds me of Yami Bakura, Marik, Rei Hino, and a couple others from anime. It's raining and I had to walk. Hmm...nothing really happened. Most interesting ones are in Religion. Why? Well my teacher is crazy. Now she wants a husband...and I was gonna cry because she was sad...aaawww..poor her. Other than that, on the bus, my friend Allysha acted stupid and stuff and we got in trouble teehee. Oh my God I for-

GOD:>:( YOU LIKE COMMANDMENTS AND YOU JUST GO AND BREAK THEM!

Err..*clears throat* anyways, My Algebra teacher is freaky. This is what he did today. First, he cursed at us. Then, gave us the middle finger....BUT it was the history of it (wha!?). Third, he was talking about gay men and how people do the "dirty". 0_0

Jesus: Hubba wha!?

GOD: THATS BAD!
Elk: Must you!

GOD: YES BESIDES YOU'RE IN HELL
Satan: Hi God
GOD: HI LETS TALK
Elk: -_-
bUDDa: :( i'm sAd
Abe: Mg I love you
Noah Kaiba: AHHHH *attacks Abe*
Noah: *crys cause hes still in hell*
m0sEs: BrRrRrRr I'm CoLd
Elk: me.....tooooo *shivers*

Bakura:....
Joey Wheeler: *cracks neck*
St. Peter: Hiya Elk...can you watch these keys for me
Elk:heh heh heh
Judah: ouch
Elk: what?
Judah:...ouch!
Elk: GOD! Jesus said a bad word!
GOD:*PULLS HIS EAR*
Jesus: ow ow ow ow ow yo!

Posted at 04:55 pm by MasterElk
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Thursday, November 11, 2004

yay!!

Algebra Test:
why am I happy? Simple..I passed my Algebra test and report card!!! GOD, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU *dances in circles*.
Nerds and friends:
Anyways, I friend said that she hates nerds..I'm a nerd :(
I was taking a 30 minute talk about...you guessed it Bakura! I told everything about him down to his weight even to the intermost self...or as you can say, everything that I know. My mood rings screwed up. I was scared one time and it said that I was relaxed.....and when I was happy..I was stressed. Weird huh. My friend hates people too... I dunno why. But for people who have no friends ad think they are nothing, you are wrong. Don't try to prove me because you cn have a friend. Just try!! No matter what, someone will like you for who you are..just be nice though. If you are so depressed please talk to me...cause I am one of those people. I like to make people happy and smile cause that makes me happy. One time I helped a girl who dropped out and was pregant. I only talked to er for 5 minutes and she liked me ^_^. hey wait...that happened to mg too..
Friends II:
I make friends really fast. But don't think I'm a social butterfly. See, the truth is, I don't like making friends. People hate me for being myself and weird. I have been peer pressured to smoke but I said no. I stay home alot so I would avoid it. See I like making friends on computer because you can block the hated ones and I can contain my mysteriousness. Although I would love to have a pic of myself because I'm not ugly ^_^
Occult?!!:
Someone found me looking in the occult section and was in my school. We are mostly Catholics I think, but she was. She asked if I was a witch and it was ok. I said "No! I love God..I'm just interested in Spiritualism, Astrology, and that stuff thats all." For days she came up to me asking why. I keep telling her! She won't leave me alone. Now listen, I have explain this topic to hand loads of people on the internet that are Chirstians. They kinda said the same thing or "please believe in God!!" and "Don't give in to the devil" Now when did I say I believe or practice it! I BELIEVE IN GOD! I LOVE JESUS AND THEM OK!! (I love to argue my points @_@) I think its cool and all, but really just think about it!
Gross things in Theology class:
ok theology means Study of God. Now I'm immature sometimes and these are the times *giggles*. I don't know why...but its funny that St. Joseph was a virgin. Mary is somehow ok, but Joseph hehe. Proably because its the world we live in. Second, (St. Joe again) Well my teacher shes a sister and at one pic she though St. Joe was handsome *laughs*. And heres one more..I'm trying to think..hmm..oh yeah! Mary and Joesph aren't related but when they said they were BOTH DESENDENTS of King David, everything was grossed out. I understand all these things, but its funny.

GOD: GEE THANKS ELK YOU REALLY MAKE THE GOD OUTTA ME
Elk: What is that suppose to mean?
Jesus:Why isn't funny that I'm a virgin..0_0 I mean uhh...yo!
Elk: -_- please your Jesus stop actin like a gansta
Jesus: >:( no!
Elk: Oh gee.... I don't know why, but I'm talking about pointless things...read or don't read its ok
Noah Kaiba: Were is my desendent
Noah: Here..dummy *smacks him* oh wait If in with you..I'm in- AHHHH
GOD: *LAUGHS AND PULLS UP THE LEVER* HEHE NOAH FELL INTO HELL..
Jesus: Daddyio that ryhmes yo..
GOD: JESUS MY SON YOU LOOK LIKE A BUN
Jesus: Thanks for that now you're calling me fat
Elk: God's pants looks like grass, Jesus stop talking now or I'll bust youre....youre..youre...face!
GOD: *SENDS ELK TO HELL*
Yami Bakura: *walks up heaven* huh
GOD: *SENDS BAKURA TO HELL*
Elk: *in hell* picky picky picky....

THE END!!!

Posted at 09:59 pm by MasterElk
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Saturday, November 06, 2004

ok!

ok ok this is what happened for the past couple days:

October 31st- I was m0sEs fo halloween. People loved it and gave me extra candy. I got alot of candy
November 1st- Nothing really but I was off for all Saints day
November 2nd- Election day. People were anti Bush and Anti Kerry. I really don't like both. But I was proud of Kerry for what he done later that day.
November 3rd- Pretty much nothing.
November 4th- suckiest day of the year so far. I failed in math. (grade was 58) and a bunch of little things. I wish it was a dream.
Yesterday- Well thats how I knew Thursday was a bad day cause everything was going easy. Two tests but it was easy. I loved it.
Today- Well its already dark, bt its around 6:00 PM. I'm going to my friend Kite's party (not mobc). Its gonna be fun ^_^
So thats what happened. I liked how I did it in rainbow...No I'm not gay! I'm Catholic..so I kinda can't. anyways I did it cause I just felt like it..no reason really

Posted at 05:39 pm by MasterElk
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